Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Mmmmmmm…..wooooooord sallllaaaaaad.

Needs no title.

[Wonkette]

surprise, surprise…

There’s just too much great stuff coming out about Palin its hard to keep up… latest news, Tripp is a socialist!

[cue mob gawking now]

Tripp, maybe a little visual stimulation will get you back on track…

bigflushtoilet.com

Here’s the scoop via the huffington post

Hehehe, fun Palin site… check it out… http://www.fixingpalin.com/

Any of them. All of them.

[TPM via Wonkette]

Tuesday Caption Contest

There can be only ONE maverick.

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Kids say the darndest things…

If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

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I love meat. I eat pork chops, thick bacon burgers, and the seared fatty edges of a medium-well-done steak. But I especially love moose and caribou. I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

Isn’t that just ADORABLE? Oh…and you wouldn’t believe what she said to me the other day. We’re in the living room. I’m on the couch just, you know, evolving. Sarah is looking out the window. She turns to me and she goes – with those pretty eyes – she goes she goes: “I can see Russia!”. I almost died.

Then the other day we’re in the kitchen and all of a sudden – completely apropos of nothing – she looks up and says, “I wanna be president.”

OMGZ SHE IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER. I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF THIS LITTLE GIRL.

That day in sunny Texas when the divorce rumors were rampant in the tabloids, I watched Todd, tanned and shirtless, take the baby from my arms and walk him back to the ranch house so Trig could nap while I made calls. Seeing Todd’s blue eyes smiling, I chuckled.
Dang, I thought. Divorce Todd? Have you seen Todd?

They grow up so fast!

[HuffPo | Palin/Carell comparison idea stolen from commenter josefsvejk]

I think Dennis Miller said it best…

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“If there is a man amongst you that does not see why these two should be joined together, speak now or forever hold your piece in the ready position with the safety off.”

Of course, Dennis himself probably jerks off to both these wingnuts on a nightly basis. Damn, I use to love that guy. But he has gone off the deep end. What the hell happened to him?

[Wonkette]

It makes so much more sense now!

Do you know the “real” Sarah Palin?

One is a drag queen strutting down 17th Street in Dupont Circle, D.C.

One is potentially the next Vice President of the United States.

Can you tell the difference?