
We finally made it. We’re in the land of milk and honey – with special emphasis on milk. That’s right. We’re in Wisconsin for the holidays. We being myself and my lovely fiance.
News flash: people that live in Wisconsin are deliriously happy to be here. It’s like a cult – led by Brett Farve. No matter how cold the weather, Wisconsinites in Wisconsin love to be from Wisconsin and can’t imagine why more people don’t live in Wisconsin and why anyone who does live in Wisconsin would ever leave Wisconsin. When you’re from Wisconsin, everything relates to Wisconsin in some way. If something was invented, it was likely invented in Wisconsin. If a record was broken, it was probably broken by a Wisconsinite, or someone related to the Wisconsinite, however thrice removed. The pride is beyond measure.
Give me a chance to explain. Someone can grow up in Podunk-a-waukee milking cows and smoking corn husks or even in a suburb outside a nice post-industrial village like Green Bay, go to the first-rate University of Wisconsin – Madison for pennies on the dollar with in-state tuition, get wasted at Badger games and State Street Brats, Paul’s Club, and the Red Shed, graduate with practically no student debt, get a job at a bio-tech mill or in the Capitol making a comfortable salary, discover the magic of happy hour at Genna’s, Cocoliquot, Natt Spiel, go to graduate school or law school – also UW-Madison for dirt cheap – start a “career” doing something productive like saving the world or designing the next generation of Harleys, find a spouse, get hitched, buy a mortgage, make babies, and start it all over again. But with fewer cows.
This, I hypothesize, is the life cycle – subject to myriad variations – of the remarkably self-actualized and joyful Wisconsinite. And I’m not knocking it. Quite the opposite, actually. Besides, they’d hunt me down if I did. This is a cult, after all.
What I find so interesting is the reaction I get whenever I try to explain this phenomenon – and it is a phenomenon – to the surprisingly large number of non-Wisconsinites that populate the rest of the world. (More …)
Mylephnt 1:40 pm on July 15, 2009 Permalink | Log in to Reply
Nice pics!
trrickleup 11:24 am on July 16, 2009 Permalink | Log in to Reply
Thanks… pretty amazing country