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Mylephnt
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katmandu
Seriously, Cleveland, How Are You?
via The Onion.

Hello again, Cleveland! It’s me, Bob Seger. You may recall me from the rock-and-roll concert last night. First off, let me say that it was such an amazing show—we played all the hits, blew the roof off the place, and you were a great crowd. But, honestly, I was a bit surprised when I inquired as to how you were doing, and you responded with a curt “Woo!” and just left it at that. You might have thought it was a mere pleasantry on my part, but I really meant it: How are you?
Just level with me, Cleveland: How are things actually going? I know it might feel weird opening up to a two-time Grammy Award–winning recording artist, but if you’ve got something you need to talk about, now is the time. Keeping it bottled up inside is just going to make things worse, believe me. Is anyone out there having trouble with their job or their relationship? Is it family? Family problems can be especially tough to open up about, but you can trust Bob Seger. (More …)
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Mylephnt
Ramble on?
Your California correspondent here, letting you know that the Night still Moves out here. And, The Wire is on the television as well. Whew.
More importantly, the weather is nice and the hotels are an upgrade from the usual:
Good places to go running and good food to boot. Unfortunately, the hours are more appropriate for someone living in China.
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el D
Genesis.

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
On the second day, God created email. And that was also pretty good. But one of his children began to abuse it. And God sighed.
So on the third day, Al Gore God created the Internet. “This’ll keep him busy,” he proclaimed. “Maybe now his friends will get some work done.” But the child just began emailing pieces of the Internet to his friends.
“Jesus,” God said. “He really doesn’t get it. They can already view the crap he’s send–…Oh fuck it.”
So on the fourth day, God created the blog. But the child wasn’t interested. So God showed him the power. The power of the blog. DCist. Wonkette. HotChicksWithDouchebags. Even a blog from someone he actually knew. But all of it just more ammo with which the child would pepper inboxes. “Oh for fu–… I’m just gonna have to let his friends drop the hint.” And they did. And the child finally got it.
So on the fifth day, The Mid-Day Ramble was born. And it was good. Because the child could share. And his friends could work. And they could share, too. And everyone could comment. And the heavens parted and the angels sang. And God went to the Raven, punched in 7602, sat down, and capped Adrian’s beer. And it was good.
So good.



el duderino 8:18 pm on June 25, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply
i’m dying. that was great.
how badass would it be if we could sneak that into the jukebox under 7602. and just watch everyone’s faces.
MyL, the next time you’re in town, you have to make nice with whatserface and get us access.
Mylephnt 8:28 pm on June 25, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply
“out of paper again…”
Sound familiar duderino?
el duderino 8:37 pm on June 25, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply
yeah. it’s the dude’s fault that MyL can’t keep TP in the house. Ever.
Mylephnt 12:44 pm on June 26, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply
It isn’t MyL’s fault either. Try blaming the atorgator…
el duderino 1:51 pm on June 26, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply
the whaaa?