Awwww…..

At 10:12 a.m., normal service has resumed on the Red Line after the removal of an outbound six-car train on the Red Line at Metro Center. The disabled train lost one of its collector shoes.
Metro is seriously getting its ass kicked.
Wait…please standby…we’ve got more information coming in over over the wire.
We’re now changing our assessment to this: Metro is majorly fucking up some shit.
[WMATA via PoP / WaPo via DCist]

photo courtesy of 
None of my comments are appropriate. I would note that the lower photo contains folks that are, on average, a tad larger than those above.