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  • lucky 2:37 pm on July 5, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Pure Luck. 

    For those of you that still aren’t convinced of my knack for surviving close calls, here is one more chapter in the saga that is my life with Deporter.

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    This is a pic of me watching her and el D leaving for some dinner a few miles down the road from the beach condo.  What they didn’t immediately realize (and what you can’t see from this pic) was that I had managed to tie myself up in the blind cords. Here’s a closer look:

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    Fortunately for me, Deporter suspected something was up and sent the Dude back up to investigate. Here’s his account:

    Yeah, man. That dumbass had his entire torso through the loop in the cord. It was funny and quite sad at the same time.  Good thing we caught it.  I swear, it’s like living with a Martin Short character. What would that little shit do without us?

    I often wonder that myself, asshole.

     
  • lucky 1:08 pm on June 29, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    “Vacation.” 

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    I honestly don't know what the photographer cares about more in this pic.

    Whatever that is…has apparently begun, according to my handlers.

     
  • lucky 4:06 pm on May 24, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Agoraphobia or: How I Learned to Start Worrying and Love the Basement. 

    Vacation: va⋅ca⋅tion [vey-key-shuhn] -noun. Leisure time devoted to rest or pleasure.

    Ah yes.

    Rest. And pleasure. Two things that I was promised when I agreed to tag along for a nice Memorial Day weekend in Hagerstown, MD. Why Hagerstown, you ask? Well, el D’s coworker, Fred, offered up a 150-year old house for he and Deporter to stay in and get away from it all. Not exactly the beach…but hey, it’s something. So into the Zipcar I jump.

    A couple hours later, we arrive at our destination. (More …)

     
    • Mylephnt 11:16 am on May 26, 2009 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      Hilarious. Seriously, though – explain the ghost in the attic.

  • lucky 7:27 pm on March 27, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Things I learned today. 

    1. If I want to chew gum, I should avoid the sugar-free variety.
    2. If sugar-free is the only option, then I should avoid brands that contain Xylitol.
    3. If I manage to find a tasty brand that is Xylitol-free, it’s probably a good idea to not eat the wrapper as well. Because if I can’t prove that my gum choice was a wise one, el D will drag my ass to the vet. And they will insist that I vomit…by any means necessary.
    4. And finally, it doesn’t matter what brand I roll with…10 pieces of gum all eaten at once still in their foil wrappers causes a bit of indigestion. I see a bloody “ah-noose” in my future.

    You live and you learn.

     
    • deporter 7:48 pm on March 27, 2009 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      First, I just want to point out that el D tried to poison my dog.

      Second, doesn’t Luck know that for a good clean feeling, Orbit is the way to go? Silly dog.

    • Mylephnt 11:55 am on March 30, 2009 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      Timber asked me to pass along to Lucky the following: Hubba Bubba Raspberry is the way to go…

  • lucky 2:46 pm on December 28, 2008 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Crime pays. 

    It pays very well, in fact.

     
  • lucky 9:26 am on December 15, 2008 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Soirs français. Matins difficiles. 

    What, you’ve never woken up next to a French fatty before?
    Don’t judge me.

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  • lucky 10:24 am on September 3, 2008 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    Luck has nothing to do with it. 

    Yeah, so Appy State talks a big game. But as everyone saw on Saturday, they were on the losing end of a 41-13 routing.

    That doesn’t mean I wasn’t well deserving of a post-game nap.

    But don’t worry. I’m already up and patiently awaiting Troy. Sure, our quarterback situation isn’t really settled yet. But our defense and running game will be more than enough to seriously ruin the Trojans’ weekend.

    I think I already see them coming down the road.

    Geaux Tigers.

     
    • Mylephnt 3:25 pm on September 3, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      Wow. I’m pretty sure that the Wolverines in Red Dawn could have crushed App State. I guess the Wolverines from Michigan were pretty terrible.

      take that elbows.

    • Elbows 10:06 pm on September 3, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      winning-est football team in NCAA history. learn about it, vandypants.

  • lucky 12:28 pm on August 14, 2008 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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    The new kid in town. 

    What’s up Ramblers? Just wanted to introduce myself. I’m Lucky and I’ll be crashing at Deporter’s place from now on. I’ve been a longtime fan of both Timber and Jessica’s work over the past several months. They certainly don’t bring the weak shit (pun quite intended).

    While I’d love nothing more than to show my defecating-on-carpet skills and then compare notes with some of you, the fact is this basement apartment isn’t that roomy. I’m left here for hours a day and I just don’t want to smell it. But I have other talents. Like getting at bags of treats presumably out of reach. Above is a sample of some of my more abstract work with Purina Beggin’ Strips. I’m proud of it. I would’ve preferred the bag to be more than half-full, but hey…beggers can’t be choosers. Ha! I kill me!

    See you bitches at the beach.

     
    • Mylephnt 5:01 pm on August 14, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      Timber here. I’ve hijacked mylephnt’s computer so we could chat perro y perro.

      First, the key to pooping indoors is to find a nice, out of the way spot (no pun intended dirty-d) like a closet or the far side of the bed. That way you can go into the other room and the smell won’t bother you too much. Be careful though, ’cause if you get it on your paws, you can track all over the place. Trust me, I know from experience. So does the Dude.

      Second, if you are really upset at the ‘rents, hold it until you leave the apartment and get in the car. Then, when they are just driving down the road on a Sunday, listening to tunes on the radio, you can really make ‘em pay. Don’t whine or whimper first, just do it! They will roll down the windows asap and you’ll get all the fresh air you can handle. Again, trust me, I know from experience. I pooped all over mylephnt’s backseat last weekend.

      Timber. Out.

    • el duderino 8:44 am on August 15, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      Don’t encourage him, T. Mind your business.

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