The pornification of football.

It’s what happens when a redneck has $1.15 billion to burn. It’s not the size of this thing that annoys me, it’s the seemingly lazy way it was designed.

Is it just me, or does it look like the two endzone-facing displays were an afterthought? Did Jerry decide to just bolt those things on last week? Why not just spread the two main screens out some and make the whole thing flush? The more I look at this monstrosity, the more it feels like a rich man’s version of this:

But besides the proportional issues, there doesn’t seem to be any other problems with this 600 ton behemoth.

HD fail.

Nice shootin’, Tex.

"Yo Goober...you give the man my resume or what?"

Hey don’t worry, bro. I hear Mayberry is looking for a new deputy sheriff.

 

[image: ESPN]

As long as we’re talking birds…

This ad cracks me up.

Your honor, if it please the court. Um…we suck.

Exhibit A

The defense rests.

I think the Court can absolutely positively take judicial notice that Duke is probably the worst football team in Division I football. Everybody knows that. That’s no secret. The longest losing streak, the inability to ever win games. . .We certainly don’t have to go out and take six months of discovery to establish that for you. . .So the bottom line is how much discovery, if any, should anyone have to take, want to take or need to take to make the simple analysis of whether or not that was a team of similar stature? It’s judicial notice that they got beat by Utah. Maybe that’s part of the dispute – that they wish they’d played somebody weaker, like Duke which would have been an automatic W.

And that’s a zealous advocate talkin’…

Yes, I know the above pic was taken at a basketball game. But it’s just too great not to post. Speaking of Duke basketball, let’s not forget this little gem…

Luck has nothing to do with it.

Yeah, so Appy State talks a big game. But as everyone saw on Saturday, they were on the losing end of a 41-13 routing.

That doesn’t mean I wasn’t well deserving of a post-game nap.

But don’t worry. I’m already up and patiently awaiting Troy. Sure, our quarterback situation isn’t really settled yet. But our defense and running game will be more than enough to seriously ruin the Trojans’ weekend.

I think I already see them coming down the road.

Geaux Tigers.

Who else is already looking forward to football season?

h/t to LittleLarry for the clip. Even though he sent it to via an attachment, while it was readily available from YouTube. He and the Dude’s father remain the only two people in my life who continue to waste valuable bandwidth this way.