This guy’s a dick…

…so you don’t have to be. Plus he’s funnier than you.

The concept is not all that different from trickleup’s buddy who places ads on Craigslist, except he responds to others’ ads. Here’s my favorite.

[Emails From an Asshole]

It’s Friday, people…

…you’re all at about an 11. I’m gonna need you at around a 4, mkay?

By the way, this is just when I stepped out for lunch.

Hackin’ Santa.

Oh, St. Nick…don’t you ever learn? You must change your email password regularly.

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[HolyTaco]

also a h/t to Anne.