I want to make fun of this, but if I lived in a non-urban area north of the Mason-Dixon Line and spent a lot of time outdoors in the winter I could see myself . . . nah, I still wouldn’t buy one. This is high-collared felt bib. It’s called zipping your jacket all the way up, people.
Please stop running your ads every five fucking minutes on every channel. Just a couple of weeks ago, I was singing your praises that you chose the work of one of my favorite bands to pitch your automobiles. But the spots have outdone their welcome. I’m losing my mind. Time to pull the plug.
You could at least find different songs for different spots. Who the hell uses the same track for multiple commercials?
You’ve completely ruined that song for me.
Thanks, assholes.
-el D
Who watches commercials anymore? That’s why they have a “fast-forward” option on your DVR remote, Duder.
and during llive programming, I just fast forward into the future? Ok cool. I’ll look into that. Thanks.
I’d love to know what’s on the Duder’s “appointment TV” list. I mean now that Everybody Loves Raymond is off the air, of course. Football? Okay, I’ll give you that.
Well, there’s the news. And I typically watch that live. Because if I record it and watch it later, it’s not news, is it?
It’s olds.
What ‘e said.
I believe that point was originally made by Ricky, you derivative bald-headed shaved chimp Manc twat.
With a head like a fuckin’ orange.
This ad cracks me up.
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So, do you guys offer free checking, or…?
Was that one cop wrestling a fucking bear?
h/t to DCeiver for the vid. Check out his blog. Always a good read.
I know – seeing the Wire characters, which you know so well after five seasons, in commercials is strange. Like Cedric for Toyota.
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el D 7:43 pm on December 15, 2009 Permalink | Log in to Reply
Sheeeut. That ain’t nuthin’ but a suede dickey with Velcro.
And it fills up my gaping hole. Mmm…I’ll take two.
I love how these ads always show the worst possible scenario when using the “traditional” product. My personal favorite…Backyard brush removal machine: Woman getting tangled up in weed-eater twine and falling down a hill.
Here’s a tip. Not getting your scarf caught in a car door is accomplished by being a motherfucking adult human being with opposable thumbs and basic hand-eye coordination.
Mylephnt 4:50 pm on December 16, 2009 Permalink | Log in to Reply
First Snuggies, now Neckys. What’s next? Feetsies (aka socks) or Headies (hats)…
hotspur78 5:17 pm on December 16, 2009 Permalink | Log in to Reply
You . . . are an ideas man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM-GVRvsZrA (Skip to the 1:30 mark)