el D
markiteight
Handy
deporter
Mylephnt
Earthquake
hotspur78
Karl
Timber
katmandu
littlelarry
littleurbanleftover
lucky
Mrs. Trrickleup
Joey Bags
RambleNews
altheagirl
Penny Lane
Tuesday Caption Contest
As always, I get to go first.
“Barry, listen up bro. You won’t see my lips move. I’m communicating with you telepathically. Look at your hand. Boom. You now know how to solve the financial crisis. FACT.”
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el D
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Mrs. Trrickleup
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Mrs. Trrickleup
We knew we were spared when he turned and rode his magical fox into the woods
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auburnfan
No one comes between me and my Calvins
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littlelarry
Capital One, What’s in Your Wallet?!?
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el D
He was a grown man, but Jeremy had never been on a plane before. He knew that flying for the first time as an adult would be exciting. But it wasn’t until he reached in the seat-back pocket and found the special Christmas edition of SkyMall Magazine, that he realized their lives would never be the same. He turned and looked at Carolyn, nursing the young one in the middle seat. “The adventure begins, my love. You gonna eat those peanuts?”
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Mrs. Trrickleup
Side note: what are the odds that kid is biologically theirs?
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el D
That depends. Are we talking pre-d20 system or 3rd edition?
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el D
Tuesday Caption Contest – “Tronye”
It’s been awhile since we did this. As always, a good swift kick in the ass…“Yo Clooney, I’m really happy for you and ima let you finish…but Tron is one of the greatest movies of ALL TIME!”
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Mylephnt
Legolas called. He wants his chain mail back.
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littlelarry
“You can’t see the panty line, can you Russ?”
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Mrs. Trrickleup
Tuesday Caption Contest
awkwardfamilyphotos.com
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Mrs. Trrickleup
Calling child protective services, please report to the Sears Portrait Studio
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Mylephnt
Toni Montana, and her dad, Tony.
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el D
Comment thread fail.
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el D
Judging from that grill, I’m betting he’s a meth-man as well.
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Mrs. Trrickleup
Tuesday Caption Contest
awkwardfamilyphotos.com
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altheagirl
jealous! I never get to take baths with mom and dad…
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markit213
Don’t let her cuteness fool you, the ankle-biter’s holding us hostage… maybe I’ll get a sponge bath after all this blows over!
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el D
At only 5 months, Tabitha bagged her first shag carpet.
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el D
TRESemmé…TRESemmé….ooh la-la
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Mylephnt
Don’t let the peace symbol fool you, this gun is loaded with Nair.
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Mylephnt
What happens when you don’t scoop the hair out of the drain.
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el D
Firearm? Check.
Full magazine? Check.
Cramped space? Check.
Slippery substance? Check.
Blinding flash? Check.
Large, obtrusive animal? Check.
Infant with finger on the trigger? Check.
Peace sign? Check.We’re good to go.
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Mrs. Trrickleup
Tuesday Caption Contest
Hey guys, if you’re here to sexy dance for me go ahead and get it over with already… I’ll throw in some of the mysterious ass moves I’ve been working on…
anda 1, anda 2, anda 1 2 3…
[photo courtesy of telegraph.co.uk]
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Mrs. Trrickleup
Tuesday Caption Contest
courtesy of flickr.com
Gargamel Rahm: Ooh, that goody-goody Obama makes me sick!
Azrael (not pictured): Reow-row-row-reowww!
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altheagirl
The white couches look lonely
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el D
“Yo. Gibbs. Check it. He’s showing it again. Don’t…don’t stare. Be cool. Just be cool, bro.”
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“Gross.”
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Mylephnt
Look – Rahm is channeling the ghost of Jerry Garcia again.
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Mrs. Trrickleup
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Mylephnt
Check out the size of the dude’s hand holding the possum. That thing is huge…
My caption is: Getting ready for dinner.
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Mrs. Trrickleup
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el D
Pictured (L to R) are Chaz Tortellini, Calvin Thomas, Chris Titicaca, Carter Thatcher and Chuck Tango.
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el D
Wednesday Caption Contest
Okay, so it’s not Tuesday. Whatever. Just be glad someone is posting, you ungrateful bastards.
As always…a shove:
“Yeah…I AM crazy. I’m NUTS. God you smell good.”
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littlelarry
“I’m over here, CHARLIE”!!
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Timber
“ME RUN FOR PRES-AH-DENT. YOU MAKE ME LOOK GOOD. ME GIVE YOU JOB.”
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Earthquake
I can’t believe they cast Heath Ledger. See? I don’t even need makeup. That goddam Oscar belongs to me.
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trrickleup
can you hear THEM… they’re calling my name.. MY.. name!
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Mylephnt
You say that Obama is a muslim, that’s great!
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el D
Tuesday Caption Contest
cnn.com
Unit 12 to base. I need a sequin-lined jumpsuit, a mink cape, a few gold chains, and exactly 9 diamond rings on the double. Cubic zirconium is fine. Backup? No, I don’t need backup.
Story here.
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Mylephnt
Get Jamie Foxx – STAT!
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el D
fix your link, “editor”.
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deporter
‘Scuze me ma’am, you’ll have to come with me.
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trrickleup
Grandma?
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Elbows
12 to Dispatch… Looks like we found Bobbit’s organ.
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hotspur78
“Why yes, the Black Keys ARE criminally good.”
See what I did there, beating Duderino to the punch? Yeah, that was me.
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el D
Tuesday Caption Contest
As always, I’ll kick it off…
In Mericuh…we call this ‘Bushwhackin’.
Ramblers?
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littlelarry
Spike it?…Shit I thought you said ‘Spank It’. You’re out of your element Georgie!
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Mylephnt
“Here, bend over and I’ll show what I did to the Democrats for the past 8 years.”
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Mylephnt 10:43 am on July 26, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
You remind me of The Machine.