Wednesday Caption Contest
Okay, so it’s not Tuesday. Whatever. Just be glad someone is posting, you ungrateful bastards.

As always…a shove:
“Yeah…I AM crazy. I’m NUTS. God you smell good.”
Okay, so it’s not Tuesday. Whatever. Just be glad someone is posting, you ungrateful bastards.

As always…a shove:
“Yeah…I AM crazy. I’m NUTS. God you smell good.”

*i’ll continue to post the good stuff from DCeiver, but you Ramblers should definitely give him a visit of your own. he’s quick, to the point, and always excellent. respect.
Did she punch herself in the eye too? I can see carving into yourself. I mastered doing that with an eraser back in third grade. But, to punch yourself in the face too?!

courtesy of AP
As always, I’ll give you a push…
So…let me get this straight. You’re saying you can see Russia from your house? Wow! Wait…just the country, right? Not actual Russians. Still though…I thought I had you beat there for a sec. But, yeah…I uhhh…I got nothing.
“Actually, I could see Russians from my house about 20 years ago.”
or
“Seriously, you baked these yourself?”
“How many Pollicks does it take to change a light-bulb? Four!! Wait a sec, I told it wrong. Why does it take 4 Pollicks to change a light-bulb? Cuz there soooo darn stupid!! (laugh) What’s the matter boy…you don’t get it? I guess that’s why they call it a ‘way homer’. Cuz you only get it on the way home!! Quick boy, hit the deck!!”
or
“Nice Drapes”. “What”? “You know, ze drapes”!
What the shit is a Pollick?
” ‘ave you heard of Karl Pilkington? Pretty handsome bloke. Looks a bit like me. Round head ‘an that.”
“on the one hand, you are kinda hot, but on the other, you are kinda dumb.”
“Oh yeah? I bet I’ve gone to more colleges than you have, Hamid.”
Speechless. Utterly speechless.
Who knew Great Van Susteren was an awkward 14-year old boy?
littlelarry 10:23 pm on February 25, 2009 Permalink | Log in to Reply
“I’m over here, CHARLIE”!!
Timber 10:35 pm on February 25, 2009 Permalink | Log in to Reply
“ME RUN FOR PRES-AH-DENT. YOU MAKE ME LOOK GOOD. ME GIVE YOU JOB.”
Earthquake 12:53 pm on February 26, 2009 Permalink | Log in to Reply
I can’t believe they cast Heath Ledger. See? I don’t even need makeup. That goddam Oscar belongs to me.
trrickleup 10:07 pm on February 26, 2009 Permalink | Log in to Reply
can you hear THEM… they’re calling my name.. MY.. name!
Mylephnt 7:42 pm on February 27, 2009 Permalink | Log in to Reply
You say that Obama is a muslim, that’s great!