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  • We made it. 

    el D 10:32 am on January 17, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
    Tags: bush, , strategery

    Folks,

    I don’t know how, but we managed to survive these past eight years of utter hell. In just a few short days, we shall usher in a new administration. And with it, a new era of complete thoughts, technically correct sentence structure and better-than-average pronunciation of words that actually exist in the English dictionary.

    In honor of this momentous occasion, please enjoy this visual retrospective, courtesy of Mr. David Letterman. And as these last waning hours of the Bush presidency unfold, I hope you join me in asking the question that may perhaps go unanswered until the end of time as we know it…

    What the fuck is a recruitament?

    [HuffPo]

     
  • “Heh. Heh. I got cat-like refractions.” 

    el D 7:18 pm on December 14, 2008 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
    Tags: bush,

    Things got a little hairy in Baghdad today.

    Go get your fuckin shine box!

    "Go get your fuckin' shine box!"

    [Wonkette]

    [photos: AP, Gawker]

     
    • Mylephnt 11:33 am on December 17, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      I like the guy in the lower right – he doesn’t really even looked phased, even though show-thrower’s feet must be stinking a little bit. You’ve got to have a little body sweat before you throw a shoe at a President…

  • Thursday Thought Bubble Contest 

    el D 11:28 pm on December 4, 2008 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
    Tags: bush, thursday thought bubble

    APTOPIX Peru APEC Summit

    As always, a little nudge…

    I need go potty.

     
    • littlelarry 12:09 pm on December 5, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      “Bitter Beer Face”

    • Mylephnt 6:56 pm on December 5, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      This pancho-thingie smells like llama.

    • trrickleup 2:24 pm on December 6, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      I was told there would be ice cream… curious George wants his ice cream

    • Elbows 11:35 am on December 7, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      “I can’t believe I have to be in the White House Christmas Pageant again this year.”

  • And now…the dumbest thing ever said by a human being in the history of the world. 

    el D 11:39 pm on November 10, 2008 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
    Tags: a brief history of time, bush,

    Drum roll, please…

    Obama thinks he is a good talker, but he is often undisciplined when he speaks. He needs to understand that as President, his words will be scrutinized and will have impact whether he intends it or not. In this regard, President Bush is an excellent model; Obama should take a lesson from his example. Bush never gets sloppy when he is speaking publicly. He chooses his words with care and precision, which is why his style sometimes seems halting. In the eight years he has been President, it is remarkable how few gaffes or verbal blunders he has committed. If Obama doesn’t raise his standards, he will exceed Bush’s total before he is inaugurated.

    Emphasis mine. Responsibility for sudden tear in timespace continuum his.

    [TPM]

     
    • Mylephnt 11:50 am on November 11, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      New-q-ler. Need I say more…

    • deporter 7:02 pm on November 11, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      This is an Onion article, right? Must be. Yeah, I’ll go with that. That is an Onion article.

  • Quote of the day. 

    el D 10:49 am on November 10, 2008 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
    Tags: bush, ,

    From a reader at TPM:

    I can’t believe Obama is already sitting down with an unpopular, aggressive world leader without preconditions.

    [TPM]

     
  • Woof Woof 

    deporter 4:11 pm on November 6, 2008 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
    Tags: Barney, bush, Go back to Texas, Yes We Can

    Barney lashes out.  Can you blame him?  A newer, cuter, fluffier puppy is moving in.  Yes we can.

    My favorite part is the sassy commentary.

     
    • Mylephnt 4:24 pm on November 6, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      What, Barney bit him!? In DC, all dog bites must be reported to animal control – it is the law. Barney is also supposed to be quarintined for 1 week (only allowed outside to pee/poop). But, I guess it isn’t surprising that they didn’t follow the law in this case considering the owners…

    • el duderino 6:47 pm on November 7, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      As someone who owned a scottie (RIP Delta 1989-2004) for 15 years, I can testify to their, ahem, temperament.

      simply put…they don’t play. a scottie will take your finger off no problem. won’t even think about it. if it had opposable thumbs, it’d shove it up your ass.

    • Mylephnt 8:28 pm on November 8, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      Now that I think of it, my parent’s Scottie ended up living at my Grandmother’s house when my brother and I were born… Mr. McDuff. Or “Duffer.”

  • Tuesday Caption Contest 

    el D 8:21 am on August 12, 2008 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
    Tags: bush, , olympics

    As always, I’ll kick it off…

    In Mericuh…we call this ‘Bushwhackin’.

    Ramblers?

     
    • littlelarry 10:29 pm on August 12, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      Spike it?…Shit I thought you said ‘Spank It’. You’re out of your element Georgie!

    • Mylephnt 11:47 am on August 13, 2008 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      “Here, bend over and I’ll show what I did to the Democrats for the past 8 years.”

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