New Dickipedia entry: http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Michele_Bachmann

No, this isn’t a caption contest.

"Michael Steele...you be da man!"

She actually said that.

Up next at CPAC, the highly anticipated panel discussion…Artistic Expression in the Obama Era: Is Minstrel Really Dead? Later this evening, it gets high-tech…Mail Goggles: How Gmail can help keep the bleeding-hearts at bay. Tutorial by Mayor Dean Grose. Or not.

As usual, house music by The Al Jolson Allstars.

Man…I knew I should’ve gotten tickets to this year’s conference. It really is off the hook, yo.

[CNN][photo: HuffPo]

But seriously folks…

"Is this thing on???"

As a matter of fact, it’s not. Go home.

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In an unrelated story, after hearing the news that she was about to lose her House seat to a guy named Elwyn Tinklenberg, Bachmann’s husband remarked…

Take my wife. Please.

Modern electronics: anti-American.

"As you all know, the magnetic tape head was invented by Satan. And Satan hates America!."

After reading this and this, I have a few questions…

1. How can a member of the US Congress have never heard of “Hardball”, which has been on the air in its current form for nearly 10 years?
2. Why would a member of the US Congress agree to go on a political talk show they’ve never heard of called “Hardball” without doing some light research or prep?
3. When are these morons going to recognize the existence of those new-fangled “audio and video recording devices” ?

It’s clear from her statement, Bachmann is a ways off on #3. But I think it’s safe to say she doesn’t understand the concept of still photography either, as evidenced here.