No offense…

…but if you’re one of the females in this picture, then you’ve got some serious self-esteem issues.

Just sayin’…

 

I think Dennis Miller said it best…

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“If there is a man amongst you that does not see why these two should be joined together, speak now or forever hold your piece in the ready position with the safety off.”

Of course, Dennis himself probably jerks off to both these wingnuts on a nightly basis. Damn, I use to love that guy. But he has gone off the deep end. What the hell happened to him?

[Wonkette]

You know who’s doing voiceover work in commercials these days?

Every single girl I grew up with.

Jiggawatts.

Using his “originalist” philosophy, Scalia said he likely would have dissented from the historic 1954 Brown v. Board of Education decision that declared school segregation illegal and struck down the system of “separate but equal” public schools. He said that decision, which overturned earlier precedent, was designed to provide an approach the majority liked better.

“I will stipulate that it will,” Scalia said. But he said that doesn’t make it right. “Kings can do some stuff, some good stuff, that a democratic society could never do,” he continued.

“Hitler developed a wonderful automobile,” Scalia said. “What does that prove?”

Wait.  Hilter invented the Delorian?

Yo, Antonin. I know you’re like 50 times smarter than all us Ramblers combined (actually 100 times with Penny Lane’s cracked-up ass in the mix)…I even saw you speak at my law school and you mopped the floor with my liberal friends.

But really? I mean…really?

[HuffPo]

(917): half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.

[TFLN]

First Twitter, now this.

Click to see the some of the whitest motherfuckers on earth.

“Qualifications?”
“Rape. Murder. Arson. And rape.”
“You said rape twice.”
“We like rape.”

Oh sure, NOW you jump on board. After sexual assault becomes like, the “next big thing”. Ugh…bandwagon much?

[RepublicansforRape.org]

No, it’s really a saying. We just said it.

“There is a saying that the Jews who are wealthy got that way not by watching dollars, but instead by taking care of the pennies and the dollars taking care of themselves [...] By not using earmarks to fund projects for South Carolina and instead using actual bills, [Sen. Jim] DeMint is watching our nation’s pennies and trying to preserve our country’s wealth and our economy’s viability to give all an opportunity to succeed.”

HABBA HABBA HABBA WHAAAA???

Click here to read more about the two peaceniks that penned that wonderful passage.

YO WHAT UP PLAYA?

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courtesy of Wonkette.

Hell Yes, Man.

These guys are good. Much respect.

[TPM via HuffPo]

“On Thursday, a boy hid in a box.” – Seth Meyers, just now on SNL Weekend Update.

Yep…that’s pretty much what happened.

Because you people keep emailing me this story…

“Perhaps he’s worried the kids will grow up and be president.”

- Bill Quigley, director of the Center for Constitutional Rights and Justice

Boom goes the dynamite.

[AP via Yahoo!]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. COULD THIS FUCKING BALLOON BOY SHIT BE ANY LESS OF A REAL FUCKING STORY?

The kid untied a knot and then hid in the attic for four hours. WHOOIPTY FUCKING DO!!

Warm bodies.

Hey Ramblers,

Last night I was stumbling by a shelter in the middle of a roundabout when I encountered a young lady strung out on ludes and Thunderbird. She kept calling me “Jeff” and asking me to sing Fever Dog. I said sure why not. Let’s see where this goes.

I wasn’t halfway through the first verse when our heroin(e) exhaled in my face and I determined it wasn’t actually worth the effort.

She got angry and said unless she had something to dance to, she couldn’t rid herself of all her negative energy. I suggested she vomit. But she had already done that. This was a different kind of negative energy.

So I mentioned that we here at the Ramble deal with our negative energy by channeling it into vile contempt for just about everything on earth. She liked that idea and said she’d love to begin contributing.

Greatest NY Times article ever?

Check out this great post over at Wonkette to decide for yourself.

RIP Ben Ali 1927-2009

Thank you, sir.

[DCist]