Craptastic

Good old Caganer leaving a huge steaming pile of christmas magic for every boy and girl.

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You’ve Got A Friend In Bacon

My First Bacon

I know what I want for International Bacon Day.

Who Dat?

That is a bad bet. You lose, these guys show up at your house and shoot your tv. You win, your team loses. Bad bet.

Jager-mosa Anyone?

Ramblers, please remember to hide the video camera if you want to start drinking before breakfast.

Haters

While I know that I am in the minority both here and in the general population because I don’t eat bacon (although I am well within the majority with my love of it), I do not see the need for this type of random elitist self-gratifying denigration of my brethren. But if that is what you blood drinkers need to be able to sleep at night, so be it.

Cook With Coal

With Mylephnt coming to town this week to spread more of his anti-coal (read anti-American) propaganda I wanted to take a second to set the record straight about clean coal.

Look at it this way, if coal is such horrible stuff why do all these so-called environmentalists want to leave it just lying around in the environment. It makes no sense.

I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?

This censorship will not stand. 

I wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck though.

Or the Creedence. Just a quick dose of refreshing honesty to get you through your Friday.

The other side of this little gem is how stoked Ted must have been when he got back to the studio and realized they actually said all of that on tape. Personally I am happy for Ted and glad he got a good story out that one, because while every job has its highs and low, strikes and gutters if you will, I have to think that the beat reporter gig is particularly hard, because when it goes wrong, well, it can go wrong in a big way…

That is Your Problem

In 1887 Penn State went undefeated in football, outscoring their opponents 78-0.  Joe Paterno was not the coach. In fact, Penn State did not have a head coach football that year.

Since 1966, when Joe Paterno did become head coach, Penn State has matched the feat of that inaugural team’s undefeated season five times. Perhaps more importantly, from 1966 to 1999 Penn State had only one losing season and established itself as a national powerhouse that could compete for a national championship nearly every year. However, from 2000 to 2004 Penn State managed only one winning season. In that time Penn State’s coach seemed to transform almost instantaneously to from living legend to historic relic.

But apparently the rumors of Paterno’s demise have been greatly exaggerated.  And for those of you that think the game has passed him by, well, that is your problem.

Welcoming in the New Year

Like a wiser fella than myself once said: “Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you.” I think it’s some kind of eastern thing.