Hey, soda jerk…

Gash/AP
Just make me a custard and shut the fuck up. I’m busy over here.
[NYDailyNews]


Gash/AP
Just make me a custard and shut the fuck up. I’m busy over here.
[NYDailyNews]

[TPM via Wonkette]
Holy hell. Now this is some weak-ass shit. First of all, when another guy starts talking about banging your wife, you better damn well jump across that table and show him the back of your hand. If you’re on CSPAN and violence isn’t an option, then be ready with a comeback that completely emasculates him. Whatever you do, at least acknowledge the insult. Trust me, Kent…Grassley wasn’t talking about some “speaking event”. He was talking about sucking on the tit of the taxpayer.
And by taxpayer, he means your lady.
Ugh. I knew I shouldn’t have left the Senate. Get these boys some balls.
And, really, George Washington is the only one you could come up with. He had next to nothing to do with founding the nation…certainly no intellectual/philosophical contribution. But, I guess that is why she chose him.