The world don’t get no more real than this.

In south Jersey, that is.

Don’t hate.

Probability of awesomeness 100%

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html

Watching Biggest Loser with Deporter. The final four contestants are on a football field. They’re being told what the victor of this new challenge will be awarded with…

“The winner of this challenge will receive…an all-expense paid trip…along with two tickets to…the 2010…NFL…”

OMG…the suspense!

“…Pro Bowl.”

Ouch.

Well as long as you got your priorities straight.

Soooo….let me make sure I understand.

The hug, which has been around since the dawn of time, which humans use to express love for one another (as Jeebus talked about in some book once), and is about the most innocuous thing you could possibly imagine two people doing = BAD!!!

Emulating gangta rappers and incorporating gunplay and violence into your routine = OH-TAY!!!

Really, crazy Christians? You really can’t think of anything more threatening to young people than “front hugs”? Are you kidding?

Pay attention, Ramblers…

Click here.

Thank me later.

Ramble Classifieds

WANTED

Online story editor for 75-year old news magazine with circulation of over 3 million. Must be able to control dipshit “journalist” who can’t control his urge to insert 6th grade humor into his supposedly serious political blog.

Familiarity with Photoshop (mainly the ‘Undo’ button) and issuing “Time-Outs” is preferred.

Seriously. Call us. This Mark Halerpin guy is fucking wearing us down.

Why I miss New Orleans.

God I wish I could still vote there.

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Tuesday Caption Contest

There can be only ONE maverick.

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It’s always funny.

AUDIO NOT SAFE FOR WORK

This is exactly why Deporter and I have begun watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Working our way through the 3rd of 5 seasons and enjoying every minute of it.

More here.

 

Carrying the one.

Math is for commies.

Apparently, ‘Opinions Dynamic’ have their own opinions on the laws of the universe.  Kinda reminds me of Verizon.

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As you can see, the makers of this theme (it’s called P2) installed a few updates this weekend.

Well that was unexpected.

I only heard about this an hour before it aired. Not sure how I missed it.

I was expecting a quick cameo. But the entire episode was pretty much based around the band.

Anybody else watch?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/11/20/fat.dead.humans.peru/

Maybe Leph can go in his stead?

John Culberson would like to ask Hillary Clinton for something.

Specifically, on behalf of Michael Savage and his sticky-icky. Yeah, you know…cuz if there’s anyone you want to do a solid for, it’s a belligerent radio wingnut who’s just to the right of Hitler’s crazy racist grandfather.

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The only map you’ll ever need.

Click to enjoy.

 

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