Come on down.
September 15.
September 15.
Leph sure did…
Jesus, dude. It’s just a double-rainbow. Lay off the hard stuff.
I am now 7 years into what seems to be the never-ending saga of diagnosing my chronic back pain. After countless doctors, physical therapists, exams, tests, crystals, chants, and cases of bourbon…I’m no closer to figuring out just what the hell is wrong with this broke-ass body. The most recent effort was a bone scan. I’ve posted a shot of it for your enjoyment.
The bad news: It uncovered nothing abnormal with my upper spine, other than the fact that it’s crooked as John Merrick’s dick.
The good news: I’m pregnant!
With pure evil.
Some calls are hard. Like offsides during a World Cup match. Or throws to first at the tail-ends of otherwise perfectly thrown games.
Some calls, on the other hand, are quite easy. Like Courtney Love and Hole at the 9:30 Club.
A co-worker of mine and I were discussing the upcoming show just the other day. I suggested it was going to be a complete and utter trainwreck. She insisted I was letting the post-Kurt years influence my opinion of Ms. Love and that she is actually “a talented singer-songwriter who puts on a hell of a show”.
Guess who was right.
Screw the show. The real entertainment is in the witness accounts.
[WashPo | 9:30 Club]
this is pretty amazing.
And then there’s what Wonkette describes as All of America Captured In a Single Photograph.

That, my fellow Ramblers…is art.
Check out the self-proclaimed Most Awesomest Thing Ever…. make sure you’re sound is turned on!
If MMJ hasn’t settled on their next album cover yet, they should look no further.
It’s gets nuts at around the 1:10 mark.
And yes, it’s real.
Roll Call?
Checked by Mylefnt on 6/3.
I’ll bite. Here’s something to get this party started:
http://consumerist.com/2010/06/chinese-drywall-known-about-since-2006.html
Mylephnt 12:05 pm on June 30, 2010 Permalink | Log in to Reply
You do have a crooked-ass back. Problem solved.
markiteight 10:57 pm on July 14, 2010 Permalink | Log in to Reply
I am amazed you can even walk in a straight line. Look at the bend in that thing. Looks like you have a full two inches of meander going on back there. Do you have trouble finding shirts that fit; does the left side always feel a little loose?
el D 11:57 pm on July 14, 2010 Permalink | Log in to Reply
Every creature on this earth is a gift from God. We’re all special in his eyes.
And yes, shirt shopping is a challenge.
littlelarry 10:09 pm on July 15, 2010 Permalink | Log in to Reply
May I suggest adding a few sugar packets in your left shoe? Leverage bro. When’s the big move to SF?